"I'd resisted the urge to unleash hell in the Glastonbury toilets until about noon on the Saturday.

Having finally built up not only the nerve but the unbelievable colonic pressure required I finally entered the gates of hell and set about performing the patented Glasto toilet buttocks-not-touching-seat hover.

It was at the exact moment I realised I'd forgotten toilet roll that the door was opened by an absolute vision of Swedish fitness who's disgusted face caused the rest of my colon to prolapse.

The only thing I could think of saying was: 'Oasis were good, weren't they?' "

Enough said, so buy your "Biohex" and seat covers NOW!

2nd July 2007: We are now investigating the possibility of adding a number of very effective Veterinary products to our product range. WATCH THIS SPACE but if interested send an enquiry NOW!

2nd July 2007:  Twice weekly bin collections?  Smells, maggots, and flies? We think that we have found a "one spray" solution to all three problems !! WATCH THIS SPACE for future listing but pre-register your interest now by sending an e mail and we will advise you when the product is available.

17th September 2007:  A TV item today reported that office desks and computer keys harboured far more microorganisms than a toilet seat. WORRIED? No problem, wipe clean with Biohex and be safer.

January 2008: Doctors have just reported that the Norovirus which is widespead at present is resistant to alcohol based hand hygiene products. Use "Biohex" Travel Pack Mist Spray as a fast drying and safe alternative which WILL work.

June 2008: Glastonbury is just round the corner. Read this link to see what you can expect from the portaloos at the festival. -

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/glastonbury2005/festivalguide/healthandhygiene.shtml 

You can however still purchase our Biohex festival hygiene pack which will help you tolerate the experiences other than the music. If you order on line by 15h30 on weekdays we can in most cases have the pack in your hands by the following day.

OCTOBER 2008 :  Due to unavoidable wholesale price increases we regret that the prices of toilet seat cover travel packs have had to be increased with immediate effect. We will however hold down the price of the Biohex Festival Hygiene Travel Multipack until further notice.

3rd MAY 2009 -  Worried about Swine Flu transmission (or any Flu)?  Use "Biohex" Handbag/Pocket Size Mist spray for hands ,surfaces, and air and destroy any viruses present. Spray the air around you too for extra protection.